i thott i wud tlk to u gayz about why teen parentcy is illegal. ferst off ur in effin hogywartz, u cant go around facken every person u see. i am sars. except dally. dally can facken kick thatfaggotdumbledumdore's ass ne day of da week (i love you dally). secundly ur boddy is a temple. treet it witth respeckt. u cant go around like fillign urself up like a cumdumpster. that'll just make people call u a cunt rag. thiz is how u can do thiz legally.
1. if ur dally u can be a parent.
2. if edwart knocks u up it's all gud.
4. if U think itz edwart then itz fine.
17. if ur eyez get gouged out by a bag u get a get out of azcaban free card.
if edwart hadn't sunk his fangs in my neck like the titanix, then maybe me and dallys babiez cud of had play datez.
dally u are my SUN
(SORRY IF THIZ IS IN WRONG CATERGORY)