the great cumback

as you all know i went gone for a long time. this is because of the following raisons:

-school
-boyfriends
-being popular
-appleing for jobs
-etc etc etc

but let me tell yeh i dont need a job, face the strange will be my new full time job!!! ^__^

it is cumming back better then ever, many good things are in stock. i have a new biusness partnern named Norm who will helping me put toglother sooo much JUST YOU WEIGHT AND SEE

Appleing for jobs is the wurst! You dun't need a job Dally! Jobs are for poepel who aren't brillllianttt riters.

Glad to see you back Dally. Though I've been doing some job hunting. I'm going to get me a car soon. >w> I will make your work mandatory before bitches can get a ride with me.

oh dally

it is so awesam u r barack!!!

i haz a job dally i am a pet grommer......i hap you can find one to apple to <33

I was wondering what that apple was for...

-swirls brandy-

I highly suggest applying to Walmart as a backroom associate. Everyone wants to have a job like Sisyphus. And if you can't get a job there, you should DEFINITELY keep writing. Oh yes. Start looking for a publisher, indeed! Once you have a publisher, you can be a famous writer. Like Stephenie Meyer. We all know how awesome she is.

THIS CAN'T BE REAL LIFE.

OMFffFFF DaLLy U Lifez! I thawt U had left uz to RoT liKe a dead d0OrsNaiL! R U goinf 2 right write uz 50 nu chaPtarZ?

my lifr meens nothing now dat daily has a boyfrnd. evn wers is dat she has boyfrindS!!! mor than 1!!!

ther is no hope fer me now. imma go drink bleech and die.

(Say this in EXTREEEEEEME monotone.) Oh goody, you're continuing your story. How filled I am with joy and extacy.

Oh dear Lord and Lady, woman, GET A JOB. Jobs are necessary and no matter what you may think you're going to have to get one. Even if you think you're a great writer and all you're not getting paid for this.

Now, I hope this new business partner can put some sense into the horrid atrocity that you call a masterpiece. Although looking at the state it's in now it's a much better idea to scrap the whole thing and start with a fresh slate. A fresh slate with no grammatical errors, spelling errors, and contradictory plotholes every paragraph.