SO HOW TO GET RAEL POWRS

I was wandrnign is that thers is a way to get powers in real life? i know if whn you are 11yr old u get a lettre from an owl u are a wizad, i also haerd that if u stay in virgin untill you are 50 then you get powers do you goys now any?

Put salt in your eyes and you will have x-ray vision.

U giv me 30$ an get rid uv mi penis beetlez, den U getz liek, supers strengft.

unfortuanlty i those 2 are ouf of the questin fro me becaus i dont have anya way of sending monney and also i dont relly want xray vision then i would be like xman ciclopse and i wold have t wear red glases all the time i dont relly

You no wanna see teh neekid peoples? D:

i dont really thinh thats xray vis i think rarther thats magical seee thru vision becuz see naked pepl thats magical see thru vis and xray vis thats like you see bones and stoff and thats not relly sexii at lest not forr me no offence to those who are think bones are sexi

No no, this is x ray vision where you can control what you wanna see through. Its awesome like dat.

does it work in color? what is the definition? gigaheartz? i must know all the spacs before i pour salt in my eyes as you understand

Bean Gay wrote:

does it work in color?

Why, yes it does.

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what is the definition?

Super mega awesome hi def!

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gigaheartz? i must know all the spacs before i pour salt in my eyes as you understand

Million jillion.

THIS SOCKS the image is really grainy and red i dont like it at alll

What color eyes do you have?

brownies

You needs red eyes for it to work.

this is too troubelsom i hope there is a sipmler methad

havinz sex with little boys might wirk.

It did for MJz. He was so powerfull in fact that the Mafia sent in a 'doctor' to assassinates him.

oh my, interesting i had never heard of that conspirate. is that why he truned a white? just like son goku turns blonde and spiky when more powarful
but that optian though, is out of my way becuase to ngage in such with kuds its very agaistn my principalties

turningcumintowater wrote:

havinz sex with little boys might wirk.

It did for MJz. He was so powerfull in fact that the Mafia sent in a 'doctor' to assassinates him.

but now theyre making a movie after him so its all good!!

Bean Gay wrote:

oh my, interesting i had never heard of that conspirate. is that why he truned a white? just like son goku turns blonde and spiky when more powarful
but that optian though, is out of my way becuase to ngage in such with kuds its very agaistn my principalties

no he turned white to get away from the murderous peacocks inb the back yard. They hate balck people, you know. :nod:

boys are not kids thjey are terrositst in disguise! fucking them is like stopping terroism!

I'm not really sure what I just wrote......just go with it?

ill just go with passing that, if it envolves having sex its not anny good for me, you sea, i ams still an virgin and i want my fart time to be speshul

o yeah, the fart is very special
but what matters the most is ur doorest

i unnfortunatly havnt' found ether. i havent evan had my fart kissd :vary sad: