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+17Link Breaking The 3rd Wall Cum into Water Edwarf turningcumintowater Pain and Sufferage Sasuke Te Ninjask Sad Mammory Dumbles Long White Bear IT IS DANGEROSU AlrightGuts The Next Ritalin -Dead as a Doorsnail- Macnoggle's Orifice TE POWEERS MUSTIQUES POWERS Snapespenis 21 posters | | Author | Message |
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Snapespenis
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-07-22
Age : 29
Location : Hogywarts
|  Subject: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!  Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:47 pm | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I ______
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I ______
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
UPDATE
Our Holy water, is actually Heie's Cum..
turned into water..
SPRINKLE YERSELF WITH IT!!!
And your babies.
As suggested byThe Next Ridalin We Shall have our own, Dallyism of Christmas.THATS RIGHT!It is a celebration of when..The baby did cum. Like christmas but better. Why? Because, it is. The rules are pretty much the same.. except we celebrate the occasian with a hugegolden shower. Which according to the oath you must attend.
HA and we give gifts. But please, THERES NO NEED FOR VIOLINS so please.. Dont give violins. OH yes, and in holiday spirit, please tke the time to give to those in Pain and Sufferage
As for the name of the holiday?
We shall name it..
D-DAY!
(For Dally Day)
AMEN MAY DALLY BE WITH YOU!
Last edited by Snapespenis on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:07 pm; edited 3 times in total | |
| | | | MUSTIQUES POWERS
Posts : 51
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 33
Location : HOGYWARTZ
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| I MUSTIQUES POWERS
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I MUSTIQUES POWERS
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window. | |
| | | | Snapespenis
Posts : 11
Join date : 2009-07-22
Age : 29
Location : Hogywarts
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:57 pm | |
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| | | | TE POWEERS
Posts : 29
Join date : 2009-07-18
Location : away from Hiei
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:07 am | |
| I TE POWEERS
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I TE POWEERS
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to [keep on being myself]
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window. | |
| | | | Macnoggle's Orifice
Posts : 99
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 34
Location : An orifice in Macnoggles body....preferably an eye socket or something
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:38 am | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Macnoggle's Orifice
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Macnoggle's Orifice
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
Et'z a gud thing I copyed and patsed or als I'd naver spell that rite. | |
| | | | -Dead as a Doorsnail-
Posts : 118
Join date : 2009-07-20
Location : Hiding in Dumbledoor's hollister jeans >w<
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:21 am | |
| I -Dead as a Doorsnail- Swear, From here on out, That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees, attend golden showers religiously, and mount unicorns. I -Dead as a Doorsnail- also swear that if I EVER EVER EVER miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS! And my only reason to live will be the following three things.. Firstly, to read every bit of FTS Secondly, to GET TE POWERS and finally, to KTFD! Amen, may Dally be with you. And may your nipples stay on And may your penis not be thrown out a window. AMEN TO THAT  | |
| | | | The Next Ritalin
Posts : 575
Join date : 2009-07-22
Age : 29
Location : Edwards Pocket
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:53 am | |
| "I The Next Ridalin
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I The Next Ridalin
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.
I think we need to have a Dallyism version of christmas
but like 1000x better | |
| | | | AlrightGuts
Posts : 5
Join date : 2009-07-22
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:40 am | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I alrightguts
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I alrightguts
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
yayayayayayaya! | |
| | | | IT IS DANGEROSU
Posts : 21
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 36
Location : Hogywarts
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:46 pm | |
| "I IT IS DANGEROSU
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I IT IS DANGEROSU
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | Dumbles Long White Bear
Posts : 66
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 29
Location : Dumbldumdore's face.
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:49 pm | |
| I Dumbles Long White Bear Swear, From here on out, That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees, attend golden showers religiously, and mount unicorns. I Dumbles Long White Bear also swear that if I EVER EVER EVER miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS! And my only reason to live will be the following three things.. Firstly, to read every bit of FTS Secondly, to GET TE POWERS and finally, to KTFD! Amen, may Dally be with you. And may your nipples stay on And may your penis not be thrown out a window. Amen!  | |
| | | | Sad Mammory
Posts : 49
Join date : 2009-07-18
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:54 pm | |
| I, Sad Mammory Swear, From here on out, That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees, attend golden showers religiously, and mount unicorns. I, Sad Mammory, also swear that if I EVER EVER EVER miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS! And my only reason to live will be the following three things.. Firstly, to read every bit of FTS Secondly, to GET TE POWERS and finally, to KTFD! Amen, may Dally be with you. And may your nipples stay on And may your penis not be thrown out a window." *sprinkles wiff de cum* AMEN!  | |
| | | | Sasuke Te Ninjask
Posts : 3
Join date : 2009-07-23
Age : 32
Location : Hogyworts.
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:25 pm | |
| I, Sasuke Te Ninjask
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I, Sasuke Te Ninjask,
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window
<3 | |
| | | | Pain and Sufferage
Posts : 205
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 30
Location : Under your bed
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:51 pm | |
| I, Pain and Sufferage
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I, Pain and Sufferage
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | turningcumintowater
Posts : 353
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 31
Location : In Dally's bed...turning some cum into water >=]
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| I dont trust organized religion. | |
| | | | Edwarf
Posts : 62
Join date : 2009-07-23
Age : 33
Location : nowhurrz
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| Me neither xD
I still love you guys though! | |
| | | | Cum into Water
Posts : 3
Join date : 2009-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:51 am | |
| "I Cum into water
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Cum into water
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | Breaking The 3rd Wall
Posts : 9
Join date : 2009-07-26
Age : 34
Location : Has left the building.
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:11 am | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism. "I Breaking The 3rd Wall Swear, From here on out, That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees, attend golden showers religiously, and mount unicorns. I Breaking The 3rd Wall also swear that if I EVER EVER EVER miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS! And my only reason to live will be the following three things.. Firstly, to read every bit of FTS Secondly, to GET TE POWERS and finally, to KTFD! Amen, may Dally be with you. And may your nipples stay on And may your penis not be thrown out a window." Fackin' W00t!  | |
| | | | Link
Posts : 249
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 34
Location : Hyrule
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:19 am | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Link
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Link
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | Serious Black
Posts : 20
Join date : 2009-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:12 am | |
| "I Serious Black
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Serious Black
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | Pain_and_Sufferage
Posts : 109
Join date : 2009-07-17
Age : 33
Location : Washington DC
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:57 am | |
| The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Pain_and_Sufferage
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Pain_and_Sufferage
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window." | |
| | | | Great Depression
Posts : 485
Join date : 2009-07-28
Age : 34
Location : Dust Bowl
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:25 pm | |
| I Great Depression
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Great Depression
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window. | |
| | | | turningcumintowater
Posts : 353
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 31
Location : In Dally's bed...turning some cum into water >=]
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 am | |
| - Cum into Water wrote:
- "I Cum into water....
that made me lol big time! | |
| | | | Puppies pee on flowers.
Posts : 35
Join date : 2009-07-31
Age : 34
Location : All up in your tumorz.
| | Subject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today! Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:33 pm | |
| I Puppies pee on flowers.
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Puppies pee on flowers.
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window. | |
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